[JOKE] I desperately needed to fart.

I was in a bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat so that nobody would hear them.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.

I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Vocabulary Help

Keeping the beat = no ritmo

Suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart = de repente me vi na maior vontade de soltar um pum

Loud = alto

Timed my farts with the beat so that nobody would hear them = sincronizei os puns com o ritmo da música

Started to feel better = comecei a me sentir melhor

Everybody was staring at me = todo mundo estava olhando para mim