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terça-feira, 3 de maio de 2011

[ENGLISH JOKE] Water and wine



Water and wine
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Vocabulary Help
  • boil - ferver
  • carefully - cuidadosasmente
  • drink (drink, drank, drunk) - beber
  • feces - fezes
  • full of shit - cheio de m...
  • poop - fezes
  • talk stupid - falar como bobo
  • trial - experimento
  • wine - vinho

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