[JOKE] Cheese

Cheese

A boy and his family went to a fancy restaurant and the little boy said,

"Daddy I don't like cheese with holes in it".

His father said, "Well just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate"

Vocabulary Help

• boy - garoto
• cheese - queijo
• daddy - papai
• eat (eat, ate, eaten) - comer
• fancy restaurant - restaurante elegante
• father - pai
• go (go, went, gone) - ir
• hole - buraco
• plate - prato
• side - lado

[JOKE] My Dad's Better Than Your Dad

My Dad's Better Than Your Dad

When Jesus was a kid He was sitting around with some friends. One of the kids says:

-- My dads a fireman and he's beter than yours!

Another says:

-- Well my dads a police man so he's beter than yours!

Jesus looks at this and says

-- Well my Dads God, and He created you, you, you, and you so there!

Vocabulary Help

• better - melhor
• dad - pai
• fireman - bombeiro
• friend - amigo
• kid - criança
• look - olhar
• say - dizer, falar
• sit (sit, sat, sat) - sentar
• so there - e é isso aí.