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quinta-feira, 11 de setembro de 2014

[JOKE] Cigarettes and tampons.

Cigarettes and tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

  • walk - andar
  • wander up and down - vagar para cima e para baixo
  • sales girl - vendedora
  • notice - notar
  • box of tampons - absorvente feminino
  • wife - esposa
  • aisle - corredor
  • huge - enorme
  • cotton balls - bolas de algodão
  • string - barbante
  • counter - balcão
  • store - loja
  • tin - lata
  • rolling papers - papel para enrolar (para fazer cigarros)
  • cheap - barato
Sent by Rubens Queiroz de Almeida

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