Q: What's the easiest way
to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once!
Q: What do George
Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on
holidays. Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age!
Q: What did one candle
say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays
burn you up?"
Q: "Were any famous
men born on your birthday?"
A: "No, only little
babies."
Q: Why did the boy feel
warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept
toasting him!
Q: What do they serve at
birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of
course!
Q: What’s the best way to
get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his
birthday.
Q: What has wings, a long
tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
Q: How does Moby Dick
celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a
party!
Q: What did one candle
say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays
burn you up?"
Q: What was the average
age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!
Q: Why couldn't
prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept
falling off the rocks!
Q: Why was the birthday
cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
Q: What does a clam do on
his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
Q: What party game do
rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares!
Q: What does a cat like
to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
Q: Where do you find a
birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Q: What is a meaning of a
true friend?
A: One who remembers your birthday but not
your age!
Q: What did the bald man
say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks. I'll never
part with it!
Q: Why are birthday's
good for you?
A: Statistics show that
the people who have the most live the longest!
Q: What did the ice-cream
say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: "What's eating
you?"
Q: When is a birthday
cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.
Q: What do you give
nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but
you'd better hope he likes it!
Q: Did you hear about the
dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
Q: How can you tell that
you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique
auction and three people bid on you!
Q: Did you hear about the
flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!
Q: Did you hear about the
tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: Why do we put candles
on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard
to put them on the bottom!
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