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segunda-feira, 25 de julho de 2016

[JOKE] Mommy Test

Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her hand I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, and you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs", I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom and make her day!

beam - exultar
daddy - pai
daughter - filha
dirty - sujo
hand - mão
I get it - entendi
make her day - faça o dia dela
mouth - boca
off the ground - do chão
pick up - pegar
ponder - ponderar, pensar
put - colocar
reply - responder
smart - esperta, inteligente
smile - sorriso
stuff - coisas
take (take, took, taken) - tirar
walk – andar

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Elias Góis disse...

Really good! But I think daddies didn't like it very much! hehehehe