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sábado, 4 de maio de 2013

[joke] THE BARBER

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This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks:

— How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looks around the shop and says:

— About 2 hours.

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks:

— How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says:

— About 2 hours.

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks:

— How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looks around the shop and says:

— About an hour and a half.

The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says:

— Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.

In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asks:

— Bill, where did he go when he left here?
Bill looked up and said: To your house.


Vocabulary 
  • haircut - corte de cabelo
  • leave (leave, left, left) - sair, partir
  • stick - enfiar
  • customer - fregues
  • follow - seguir
  • see (see, saw, seen) - ver
  • laugh - rir

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