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The snake

An old snake goes to see his doctor.

He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks, and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc. I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

Vocabulary

 

• discover - descobrir
• eye - olho
• fine - ótimo
• fix him up - receita, prescreve
• pair of glasses - óculos
• return - retornar
• see (see, saw, seen) - ver
• snake - cobra
• tell (tell, told, told) - dizer, contar
• the past 2 years - pelos últimos dois anos
• water hose - mangueira de água