[JOKE] Give me my money

Give me my money

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a politician!'

"In that case,' replied the robber, "give me my money!'

Vocabulary Help

• affluent - importante, bem de vida
• demand - exigir
• give me my money - me dê o meu dinheiro
• jump - pular
• late one night - tarde da noite
• mugger - assaltante
• path - caminho
• rib - costela
• robber - ladrão
• ski mask - máscara de ski
• stick (stick, stuck, stuck)- meter, espetar
• wear (wear, wore, worn) - usar
• well-dressed - bem vestido