Mommy Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from
her hand I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, and you don't know where it's
been, it's dirty and probably has germs", I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the
test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom and make her day!
Vocabulary
beam - exultar
daddy - pai
daughter - filha
dirty - sujo
hand - mão
I get it -
entendi
make her day -
faça o dia dela
mouth - boca
off the ground -
do chão
pick up - pegar
ponder -
ponderar, pensar
put - colocar
reply -
responder
smart - esperta,
inteligente
smile - sorriso
stuff - coisas
take (take,
took, taken) - tirar
walk – andar
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Really good! But I think daddies didn't like it very much! hehehehe
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