A man decides
to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The
wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her
rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive
her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat,
and they go.
When they get
to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament.
The man asks,
"Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well,
yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed."
By Rubens Queiroz de Almeida
VOCABULARY HELP
- away - fora
- cover - cobrir
- distraught - aborrecida, chateada
- framed - emoldurado
- lift - levantar
- overcoat - casaco
- paint - pintar
- predicament - situação dificil
- rear - traseiro
- reply - responder
- show - mostrar
- sit (sit, sat, sat) - sentar
- stuck - entalar
- toilet seat - tampa da privada
- while - enquanto
- wife - esposa
Check this
video
Very funny joke you take X Men
Female Doctor Heart:
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