Qualifying for Heaven
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Recently a teacher, a
garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St.
Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to
answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the
teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the
iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered
quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the
gate.
St. Peter turned to the
garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this
guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder:
"How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the
trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may
enter."
St. Peter turned to the
lawyer. "Name them."
Vocabulary
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- answer - responder
- bring (bring, brought, brought) - trazer
- crash - bater
- die - morrer
- garbage collector - lixeiro
- heaven - paraíso
- in order to - de forma a
- lawyer - advogado
- little harder - mais difícil
- make (make, made, made) - fazer
- movie - filme
- name them - me dê os nomes
- need - precisar
- Pearly gates - portais do céu
- quickly - rapidamente
- see (see, saw, seen) - ver
- ship - navio
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