There was an old professor
who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty
example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of
this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said:
"Good morning, class.
Did you hear the one about the shortage of prostitutes in London?"
With that, all the women
stood up and headed for the door.
"Wait, ladies,"
cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow."
Vocabulary
Help
- joke - piada
- nasty - nojento
- walk out - sair
- got wind - ouvir falar
- plot - complô
- shortage - escassez
- stand up - levantar
- head for - ir em direção a
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