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segunda-feira, 15 de setembro de 2014

Cartoons about the Scottish referendum.


I love reading this blog because I always get to learn a thing or two from it. In this very specific topic, you will read and learn some things about the Scottish independence referendum, 2014. (((Read more here)))



In Two Minds Over Scottish Independence.

BACKGROUND
 
Scotland goes to the polls on September 18 and voters will be asked to answer the question: "Should Scotland be an independent country?" The latest opinion polls suggest that the result is too close to call. 
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CARTOON

The cartoon by 
Heath from the Mail on Sunday shows a party where people are discussing Scottish independence. Those in favour have the Scottish flag painted on their faces, and those against the Union Jack. However, one man has both flags painted on his face, and tells his interlocutor, "To tell you the truth, I'm in two minds."

EXPLANATION

If you are in two minds about something, you are uncertain or to have difficulty in making a decision.

• I'm in two minds about accepting the job. The joke is that the man has two flags painted on his face to show that he is undecided.


Cameron Woos Scots.

BACKGROUND
 
British PM 
David Cameron dropped everything last Wednesday to head to Scotland to stem the momentum of the "Yes" campaign for secession. For Alex Salmond, the Scot leading the charge for independence, the move means the Brits are panicked. "If I thought they were coming by bus, I'd send the bus fare," he told Reuters. Cameron's visit came a day after his impassioned Daily Mail piece, in which he promised Scots that a "no" vote wouldn't keep the status quo, but usher in more power over taxes, spending, and welfare.Read more >>
CARTOON

The cartoon by 
Paul Thomas from the Daily Express shows David Cameron and his wife Samantha in their kitchen. Cameron is reading a newspaper whose front page headline reads, "Cameron Woos Scots." Samantha, who is wearing a tartan skirt, sash, and tam o' shanter (hat), tells her husband, "I thought you'd take more notice of me dressed like this ..."
EXPLANATION

Tartan is a pattern consisting of criss-crossed horizontal and vertical bands in multiple colours traditionally associated with Scotland. By wearing tartan, Samantha hopes David will pay more attention to her, as he has suddenly become very keen on Scotland and things Scottish.
VOCABULARY

To woo is to try to persuade people to support you or to buy something from you, especially by saying and doing nice things.

• Supermarkets are trying to woo customers by cutting prices.

• The party is clearly trying to woo women voters.


Scotland's Voice

BACKGROUND 

The 
Scottish referendum takes place next week and will determine if Scotland is to remain part of the United Kingdom.
CARTOON

The cartoon by 
Chappatte from The International New York Times shows a (stereo)typical English gentleman (note the bowler hat and umbrella) drinking a glass of Bow No More whisky, which has just been served to him by his manservant. The manservant is showing him the bottle, which features a picture of an angry Scotsman on the label. The Englishman comments, "Strong character!"
COMMENTARY

The cartoonist plays on the double meaning of 'strong character', which could refer to the taste of the whisky or to the Scotsman on the label. The cartoon can be seen as a metaphor for the surprised reaction of the English to the strength of the Scottish 'Yes' campaign. The name of the whisky is also a play on words and a nod to 
Bowmore, a well known Islay single malt. If you bow (down to) to someone, you show respect to someone who is more powerful than you (just like the manservant, in fact).



The Tortoise and the Hare.

BACKGROUND

Supporters of Scottish independence from Britain have taken their first opinion poll lead since the referendum campaign began, indicating a real possibility that they might win, according to a YouGov survey for the Sunday Times newspaper. With less than two weeks to go before the Sept. 18 vote, the poll put the "Yes" to independence campaign on 51 percent against "no" camp on 49 percent, overturning a 22-point lead for the unionist campaign in just a month, the Sunday Times said. YouGov said that the results excluded those who would not vote and those who did not plan to vote or did not know how they would vote. With those groups included, secessionists would be on 47 percent and those championing the United Kingdom would be on 45 percent, it added. Read more >>
THE CARTOON

The cartoon by Brian Adcock from The Independent uses 
Aesop's fable of the Tortoise and the Hare as a metaphor for the Scottish Independence race.The story concerns a Hare who ridicules a slow-moving Tortoise and is challenged by the tortoise to a race. The hare soon leaves the tortoise behind and, confident of winning, takes a nap midway through the course. When the Hare awakes however, he finds that his competitor, crawling slowly but steadily, has arrived before him. In Brian Adcock's version, the tortoise is Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond, and the hare is Alistair Darling, former Labour chancellor and leader of the Better Together campaign, which wants to keep Scotland in the UK.
NOTES

1. Tortoise is pronounced 'tortus'.

2. Adams had a 
similar cartoon in The Telegraph back in April.


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sexta-feira, 12 de setembro de 2014

Birthday Short Jokes




Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once!

Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays. Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age!

Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Q: "Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
A: "No, only little babies."

Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting him!

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!

Q: What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.

Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!

Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!

Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!

Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
 A: Because it was marble cake!

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares!

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!

Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!

Q: What is a meaning of a true friend?
 A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!

Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks. I'll never part with it!

Q: Why are birthday's good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: "What's eating you?"

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.

Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!

Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!





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quinta-feira, 11 de setembro de 2014

[JOKE] CANNIBALS AND CLOWNS


Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.


Vocabulary

  • eat (eat, ate, eaten) - comer
  • clown - palhaço
  • taste funny - possuem um gosto engraçado


Sent by Rubens Queiroz de Almeida


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[JOKE] Cigarettes and tampons.

Cigarettes and tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
 
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

LISTENING:
Vocabulary
  • walk - andar
  • wander up and down - vagar para cima e para baixo
  • sales girl - vendedora
  • notice - notar
  • box of tampons - absorvente feminino
  • wife - esposa
  • aisle - corredor
  • huge - enorme
  • cotton balls - bolas de algodão
  • string - barbante
  • counter - balcão
  • store - loja
  • tin - lata
  • rolling papers - papel para enrolar (para fazer cigarros)
  • cheap - barato
Sent by Rubens Queiroz de Almeida


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